Tuesday, September 16, 2008

Beware! Political Meanderings!

My personal notes to liberal celebrities currently in the news.  (You may want to stop reading now if you're a democrat or otherwise offended by conservative ramblings.  Also stop if you are a Matt Damon lover.)

Dear Charles Gibson,

You are a biased idiot.  I find your patronizing facial expressions offensive and your manner demeaning.  You may think you're just being a good journalist, but you don't have to be a condescending jerk.

Sincerely,

A disappointed viewer


Dear Matt Damon,

I liked you, but your entitled attitude upsets me.  I wasn't aware that when dinosaurs lived was such an important political issue.  I will not be basing my vote on a candidate's beliefs regarding dinosaurs.  I believe there are much more pressing issues to follow in this campaign, ones that are actually relevant.  Oh yeah, and I think your comments are "absurd."

Sincerely,

An ex-fan


Dear Lindsey Lohan,

Are you serious?  Since when did you believe that anyone took you seriously?  I don't even know what to say to you.  I think you're crazy.

Sincerely,

At a loss for words

2 comments:

Katie said...

Cami Boshard. I have never seen you say anything so hilarious. haha. I can't believe you actually won't those. Anyway, I agree with them but I haven't heard about the Lindsay Lohan deal. I'll have to look it up. Those picture from lake powell and cute and I think it's weird that James didn't wear a diaper for the last part of the trip. Gross......jk. Anyway, you should look at the Payne Family blog and maybe post something...huh?...huh? Well, I hope your flowers are doing amazing, thanks to me! I'll see you soon!

The Clevelands said...

Ha! Soo funny Cami! Couldn't agree more! When I'm watching things like this I have to turn them off I get so mad. Love the Powell Pics... I had so much fun with you all down there!