My personal notes to liberal celebrities currently in the news. (You may want to stop reading now if you're a democrat or otherwise offended by conservative ramblings. Also stop if you are a Matt Damon lover.)
You are a biased idiot. I find your patronizing facial expressions offensive and your manner demeaning. You may think you're just being a good journalist, but you don't have to be a condescending jerk.
Sincerely,
A disappointed viewer
Dear Matt Damon,
I liked you, but your entitled attitude upsets me. I wasn't aware that when dinosaurs lived was such an important political issue. I will not be basing my vote on a candidate's beliefs regarding dinosaurs. I believe there are much more pressing issues to follow in this campaign, ones that are actually relevant. Oh yeah, and I think your comments are "absurd."
Sincerely,
An ex-fan
Dear Lindsey Lohan,
Are you serious? Since when did you believe that anyone took you seriously? I don't even know what to say to you. I think you're crazy.
Sincerely,
At a loss for words